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how to tell whether something is a vegetable or a fruit

officialunitedstates:

hellanade:

officialunitedstates:

does it taste bad?  it is a vegetable then

What about lemons?

lemons are a vegetable lemonade is a fruit

ghoulgaarden:

name: B)
age: B)
gender: B)
fav color: B)
religious views: B)
political views: B)
relationship status: B)
birthday: B)

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brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via perks-of-being-chinese)

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: shuckl, via perks-of-being-chinese)

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face


#this was the 2000s people#we didn’t have your young people ‘special effects’#we just had gumpton and actors who could take a fucking radio to the face#those were the days

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

(Source: atlas-hour, via pizza)

spaghettimiles:

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF SQUIDWARD’S ATTACK

spaghettimiles:

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF SQUIDWARD’S ATTACK

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mcqueeny:

a porn blog reblogged one of my selfies my only question is why

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