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skypestripper:

snapchat must be fun for hot people

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outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

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beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

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How I draw faces

castiel-is-the-fallen-angel:

swordcane:

andlatitude:

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1) circle with lines

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2) face, head, neck

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3) nose

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4) eyes, mouth, eyebrows

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5) haaaiiir

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6) everything else

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thnx 4 help Steph

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

The USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

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1 in 4 people on tumblr are named Josh

joshpeck:

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joshpeck:

j6:

fact

as a person named josh that has only 4 friends, i can confirm that this is true as i am the only one named josh in my friend group

that would be 1 out of 5 people

looks like i have to kill one of my friends

My name is Josh

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glam0r0us-indie-rockandroll:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

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thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg:

maydayinwonderland:

every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe

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