'unlimited buffet' but what they dont tell you is you cant dress up like santa and put all the food in the bag you lug around without them throwing a fit
omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd
which way is the appropriate way to eat a popsicle in front of your parents
Step One: come in slow and tease
Let the popsicle know how much you love ‘em and you’re parents will approve of this technique too, so take it slow and let your lips brush it to get the feel
Step Two: Go FAST SO FASt
Don’t be afraid to show the popsicle you know how to have a good time and you’re parents well, the do seem like watchers if they were observing in the first place
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
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