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yungterra:

you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks

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unconflated:

that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

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thranduilsenpai:

ineloquentformalities:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

play it just do it

Play this at my wedding, of funeral. Either.

I could tell by the picture that I would not be disappointed. And I was definitely not.

SOMEBODY POST THAT SPIDERMAN GIF THAT DANCES TO EVERY BEAT ON THIS BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU IT MAKES IT 2000 TIMES BETTER

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FUCK IM CRYING MY GOD

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officialunitedstates:

someone on tumblr:  SHOTS FIRED

me:  [calls up the lieutenant demanding to know the position and size of the enemy force, orders him to prepare defensive measures and put the bombers on alert]

susemoji:

There she go

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evaded:

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 


definition of a burn

evaded:

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

definition of a burn

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lubricates:

when a hot person says they are tired of being single

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

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