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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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yourfiancebeyonce:

my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her

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So you have three hands?

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otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

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snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

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interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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rabioheab:

ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants

“sir that is a 2 month old baby”

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jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

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